I have decided to make a concerted effort to get to bed at a reasonable time. Starting today. I always have the strangest hours and I sleep a lot. I don’t need all the sleep because I don’t do anything much all day. I woke up at 2pm today and that was only because my dad woke me. I probably would’ve slept for longer if he let me.
These days, I’m looking for a job. Only a month or so, something short-term. I don’t know if that’s even possible. I’m pretty quite damn sure I’m not working in Collections again. It really hurts my head to be nice to stupid people all the time. Don’t get me wrong, I’m great at it, but I want a good sort of challenge. Ideally, I want to be a copywriter. Everyone may have had the feeling of coming up with a good idea for a commercial or how to market a particular product, but I’m always doing it, and a year later I see it on TV.
Being a new man on the track of discipline, I’m going to use my head for good and write down such ideas and keep them to myself towards a portfolio which I will use to work in a top firm and then have an accident in my bathtub and start to hear women’s thoughts. Wait, there’s something wrong with that. Yeah, I know why, I don’t take baths.
Researchers at my old place of learning, the University of Melbourne, just revealed a breakthrough in the possible vaccine for HIV. They injected blood into rats, which tricked the rat’s bodies into thinking that it was HIV infected, which generated a huge immune system response. This could block the actual virus from getting in. It’s good news. But I was thinking. If and when they discover an effective vaccine for this thing, I’m sure that there will be a huge, huge rise in pregnancies and/or abortions. Not to mention all those other nasties. So I guess the era of free and reckless loving is not yet upon us. By the time that happens, I’ll probably have heart trouble and a bad hip and will be too grumpy to entertain after 9pm, so it will be of no use to me. But I will be able to complain about my grandkids by saying “in my day we didn’t have 10 member gang bangs with people we met on the subway” and maybe that will feel good.
Anyway it’s good news.
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