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Am I a PC or a Mac?


2010
03.14

As a kid, I grew up with so many questions. I wanted to know how things worked, why they were the way they were and what girls were all about. I managed to figure some of those things out (after much practice) yet other things eluded me. There was so little access to information. Magazines, radio and TV were the only sources of information to a kid. Books only seemed to answer questions I didn’t have. Now I look at the world and try to imagine just how cool it would be to be young today. Information is everywhere around us. The dream of an information age is a reality. I hold in my hands a device to gather information about me and what I want to know in seconds. I talk of course about my iPhone. Sure, you may be reading this in the future and what I’m about to say will be old hat. But I’m living in the present and I have to compare it to the past and say how far we’ve come!


I suppose to really appreciate something like the iPhone, you have to have a basis of comparison. I can’t imagine how this technology is blowing my parents’ minds, considering that when they were young, radio was a big deal. Old people must be really buzzed to be living in the future. I think that I’ll be buzzed when I get there too! But I feel like I already am there in a way. Walking around, reading articles off the internet, checking out rental properties, finding restaurants to eat at or the next train times, I rarely have to wait more than 20 seconds to get the information I need. All, just with my thumb. It’s friggin’ fantastic!

And so, I take another step toward Apple.

See, I wanted to be a PC guy. I believed in the open market of applications battling it out for supremacy. There is so much flexibility in a PC with customizations and options and profiles. Not only that, but you can build them yourself. It’s just like I used to do when I was a kid with building blocks, only now those blocks help me to get porn. PCs were a blank slate and you built from the ground up. That is, from Windows up. And that is the problem with PCs. Microsoft is a company built by nerds, who still make programs with the nerd mindset. The nerd mindset is the idea that more information and options are always better. What the nerd doesn’t see is that people usually tend to prefer to minimize options where possible so as to conserve energy. With Windows it has always been a case of figuring out verbose messages and having to learn about the nuts and bolts of the system. Geeks love to learn stuff, and they assume that everyone else wants to do that too.

Technology, to me, makes the most sense when it augments my life, rather than disrupts it. The more I have to think about how to do something, the less I’m thinking about what I want to do. Technology is something which should work for me rather than the other way around. Apple seem to get this and create products that are intuitive and simple to use. They let your mind wander and not be tied down by process.

It’s almost like two personalities. On the one hand, I’m a bit of a geek myself and so I love to build and customize. I have dreams of creating a huge desktop PC with a RAID-5 disk array and a ridiculously large amount of memory. Then I use my iPhone again and dream of owning a machine that would just do the simple stuff without requiring a lot of brain effort. I don’t want to be searching through menus or understanding the concepts of Network management. I want to send my damn file from here to there, OK? Can’t a computer just do it without being told twice, thrice, having it’s firewall policies analyzed and it’s properties manipulated? So far, my impression of Apple is that things are simple and they just work first time. I can dig that, I really can.

Apple are in control of the whole experience. They sell the hardware and the software as an identity. Windows is just an operating system. It appears on many different devices and so it loses its identity. So many different machines leads to so many problems and issues due to the complexity of it all. Plus, their geeky ways are dull.

The beauty of the current level of technology is that I can have my cake and eat it too in this instance. Since Apple released Boot Camp whereby I can run Windows on a Mac, I can dual boot. Windows will be great in the corporate world as I take life very seriously as an office worker. Then, when I get home and fire up the Buddha, I can switch to the cool interface of my Mac, running OS Snow Leopard, with stuff just working all the time and requiring minimal effort from me.

I’ll be able to relax and spend more time enjoying the beauty of the world. So what I’m really trying to say is that I’m not a mac guy or a pc guy. I’m a technology guy who cares about form AND function. Right now, it just happens that the company with the best product just happens to be the most trendy.

Let’s just call that a perk.

Until a more awesome device than the iPhone comes put, I’ll be here tapping my blog out with my thumbs, while listening to Talib Kweli and waiting for my eBay order to arrive.

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Together, They Grew Closer


2010
02.24

Deep in the heart of a forest, a flower grew.  Even as the thicket encroached upon its leaves and petals, stubbornly she grew there, her petals basking the forest floor in their beauty.

Yet, as that flower grew taller and taller, she found the thicket above her, pushing down on her, restricting her growth.  She struggled to push through, but each time, the thicket seemed just as dense as before, so that finally, after much effort, she gave up.  Her stem started to bend as she leaned forward to find another path to the rays of sunshine she so desperately needed to live.  Her lean diminished her beauty, but not enough to prevent her bloom showering the forest floor, giving her a child, which began its life nearby.  She accepted her place in life and tended to her child’s safety and nutrition.

One of these children blossomed into a strong, bright flower and outgrew all his siblings.  From time to time, his mother would remind him that he could not grow forever, that one day he would reach the thicket, upon which he would have to stop.  Here, she would indicate the stoop in her stem, the crinkle in her leaves.  He saw his mother from a different angle, though.  He saw that were she to push a little harder, she might break through the thicket branches, which were only a few inches thick.  With a few pushes in the right places, she might push them aside forever and grow to her full height.

But try as he might to encourage her, she had long ago believed it to be impossible and had grown forward too far.  And this was how she died in the end, bent over and crippled.  Her child vowed not to repeat her mistake – he would push through any branches to reach the sun that stood in his way.  Unknown to him, he grew under a large branch of a tree above.  As he grew taller and taller, he found the branch above him, pushing down on him, restricting his growth.  Though he pushed, the branch seemed impervious to all of his efforts against it.  He looks upon the wasting shell of his mother, curled over and hunched with new eyes.  He saw her struggle in his.

Yet in that recognition, he realized that in her struggle had been a solution, one which she had given up the search for.  Seeing how she died, he decided it would be better for him to struggle and try all his life, than be bent over and only live half a life.  So he pushes some more.  He meets a girl flower, who is swept up in his vision.  While all the flowers around her had accepted their limitations, he had shown a resolve she had never seen.  Together, they pushed against the heavy branch.  The days and weeks went by and each day they pushed harder.  Though lightning did strike other trees in the area, it had not struck this one.  Together, they looked at each other and realized they might spend their whole lives to no avail.

The girl was the first to break, weeping bitter tears of frustration.  The boy stopped pushing for a moment and grew that little bit closer to her, that he may lend her comfort.  She, feeling safer in his presence, grew that bit closer to him.  They put aside the branch and for the first time in so many days, enjoyed their time together.  They opened their petals to the light from the suns rays that little bit more, stretched their leaves and allowed the summer rains to wash them clean.  Bees danced in their blossom, sending messages back and forth between each other all day.  And together, they grew closer.

One day they were enjoying the gentle push of the breeze while soaking in the light when the girl flower looked over her head.  There was no branch!  She alerted the boy who looked up to see a radiant blue sky staring back at him.  As time had passed and their love had blossomed, they had grown closer to each other and away from the branch that had been above them.  They looked at each other and saw their bright future in the sun together.

A couple and their son happen by the flowers one day, and stop when the wife notices the two flowers which had so romantically grown around one another.
”Oh look at these flowers!” she remarked, clasping her hands to her face.  “They are in love, just like mommy and daddy.”

The child rolled his eyes and ran to the tree nearby to climb it.  He had gone no higher than the first branch, the branch that had troubled the flowers for so long, when his father instructed him to go no higher.  The boy was quick to complain.
”But Dad, I can climb to the top!”
”Those branches are not safe!” his father said.
”They are too!” replied the boy.
This exchange continued for a while until, after a spirited point, the boy’s weight broke the branch and both tumbled to the ground, missing the flowers by inches.  The father, feeling vindicated, repeated his point to the child and promptly comforted the boy, feeling the lesson had been learnt.  But as the boy nursed the pain in his backside, he felt the urge to right the wrong this tree had done him and to one day return to climb to the top.

The mother, on the other hand, had been greatly concerned as the branch narrowly missed the flowers she had been marveling at.  She threw a look of scorn toward him.
”You nearly damaged these beautiful flowers, please be more careful!”
The child shrugged, his face still creased in pain.
”They’re just flowers.”
”They’re not just flowers, they’re flowers in love,” she spoke to him slowly.  “And you must always protect true love.”
For the second time, the child rolled his eyes, while the father’s widened.  An idea had struck him.  After his wife walked the child ahead, he ripped up the entwined flowers from the ground and placed them in his coat.  As his wife seemed to love the flowers so much, she would surely appreciate being given them as a gift, he thought merrily as he returned to his family.  He was, then, quite surprised when his wife’s reaction was one of anger.  It seemed to him there was no pleasing some women.

And as the flowers felt their world uprooted and life slip slowly away from them, they stared at each other, remembering the life they had shared, hoping their children would find their own version of destiny and to not be defeated by the struggle.

And once again the wife was moved by the flowers’ gentle grace, even in death.  Seeing the love they shared reminded her of the love she and her husband had shared those many years.  She forgave him his transgression and smiled.  The husband, puzzling at the mysterious currents of his wife’s mood, was relieved to be back in the favor of such a beautiful, complex creature.  He stood slightly taller that day and all the days after that, and together, they grew closer.

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Coffee, We Need To Talk


2010
01.16

Sad CoffeeCoffee, we need to talk.  I have loved you for some time now.  It started about five years ago, first with instant, then with percolated and finally, as our love grew deeper, the espresso.  We have shared so many moments together as we sat there, me drinking you, you being drunk, both of us watching the world rush by.  You’ve been there in the mornings, tucked me in at night.  I took barista courses, bought fancy equipment, all in the aim of providing us with a good life together.  And it worked!  You got better and better, richer and smoother.  Our parties stretched the night and greeted the morning.  But then I learned you were leading a double life.

Had I known that while making me feel perkier in the morning, you were elevating my cortisol levels I might not have let you into my life.  But there you were, whispering sweet nothings in my ear, wafting your delicious smell up my nostrils and all the while stimulating my adrenal gland, causing all kinds of havoc.

What’s that you say?  You were just messing around?  It was harmless?  Ha!  Stop lying to me.  I’m so tired of your seductive lies.  I know what you were up to now.  The wool has been pulled from my eyes and I’ll have no part of  your shenanigans any more!  Cortisol isn’t just some harmless fun.  Blood pressure, fertility issues, memory.  Oh you have some nasty friends, Coffee.

I knew something was wrong when I saw Fat.  At first, I didn’t really know why it had shown up.  I didn’t invite it to the party and quite frankly I usually don’t allow those types in.  I run, I swim, I keep fit.  But everywhere I went, there was Fat, still hanging around like it knew me.  I knew for sure that I hadn’t invited it myself, so I started asking around.  Had someone else let it in while I wasn’t looking?  I did a little further digging and it all became clear to me.  While my good friend Coffee was keeping me happy and distracted, a whole host of undesirable characters were slipping in the back door.

If not for the fat, I may not have noticed.  But it’s always sitting there on my stomach like an ugly fat blob, staring at me and grunting “What?”  When the two of you get together that fat bastard seems even more content, swelling up and jiggling all over the place.  If it was just you and me, I might be able to stomach the other issues, such decalcifying my bones, thinning my skin and toxifying my brain.  But you just had to fatten me up.  And if there’s one thing to spoil a good substance party, it’s a fat bastard at the center of it who JUST WON’T LEAVE.

So goodbye Coffee.  I’ll admit, it was fun while it lasted.  But now that I know what you’ve been up to, well, it just leaves a bitter taste.

Refs:
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1608/is_9_19/ai_106652961/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortisol#Factors_affecting_cortisol_levels
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2249754/?tool=pmcentrez
Image: http://theobservationsubway.blogspot.com/2008/08/at-coffee-shop.html

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The Artist’s Struggle


2010
01.09

In the process of every artist’s life, he or she must ultimately come to terms with his or her own self.  When we create a world in our art, we do so by grasping the world around us.  It’s why the artist is observant.  He looks at things that others don’t notice and reflects it back to show the others what they were missing.  Some skip this step entirely and go straight to the next, harder step which is to look within.  When an artist is able to do both, he or she has stepped out of existence for a moment to depict, with clarity, the inner and outer truths of our lives.

Inner_Universe_by_algenpfleger

Every artist must pass through both challenges. How accurate they can be at then displaying the result depends on their technical skills. But technical skills will not suffice unless the artist has revealed something of our human potential. Nobody would be pleased if, after all the buildup, the joke your friend has been telling you for the past hour has a lousy punchline. The artist must use their technical skills to reveal an unknown truth or to illuminate a known one. This is the artist’s struggle.

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The Invention of Lying


2009
12.12

In a world where anything is possible, Ricky Gervais finds a way to make it look miserable.

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Fans of The Office will, at one point in their lives, have had a debate with another fan about which version of the show is better, the original UK production starring it’s creator, Ricky Gervais, or it’s American off-spring starring the rubber-faced and very talented Steve Carell.  The correct answer is of course the UK one, though having admitted that one can then comfortably admit to finding the US version also good.  Gervais’ David Brent was a sharper critique of the boss everyone knows who thinks he knows everything.  Carell’s performance of Michael Scott is much more comical and warm, a jester instead of a jerk.  To like the US version of The Office is to seem shallow, as though avoiding the confronting nature of the UK version’s dark comedy.

I completely disagree.  Why?  Because Ricky Gervais is a very ordinary actor who has all the subtlety of a brick.

One day, historians will unearth records from the 21st century and stumble across a bunch of DVDs starring people like Ricky Gervais and Seth Rogen and be genuinely perplexed at how these two could be in so many movies.  How did so much time elapse before humanity was able to collectively pull itself out of it’s slumber and get them off camera?

It’s not that Gervais is not brilliant in his own way.  He has a knack for finding something funny and exploiting it.  Just ask Karl Pilkington.  But this skill in coming across funny ideas or things has unfortunately led to him acting those out for us, when someone else would do a far better job.  Ricky Gervais is David Brent.  He’s the boss who doesn’t know when to back off.  Sure, his comic sense is far better.  But for all intents and purposes he is the arrogant, self-important jerk who always insists that he is more brilliant than anyone else in the room.  He seems to have half of Hollywood convinced, as they show up in cameo after cameo, from Edward Norton to Phillip Seymour Hoffman.  They are the shining jewels of interest in this movie, actors whose job it is to act.  The tragedy is that they surround a not very likable writer/director whose own ego won’t let anyone else be the star.

The idea of this movie, if it isn’t already blindingly obvious, is that the movie takes place in a world where people cannot lie.  Not cannot as in forbidden, but cannot as in inconceivable.  Even though this concept is not difficult to grasp and is already spelled out in the title, it is further explained in a tedious opening narration, full of ad-lib about waiting for the credits to finish, then a thorough drilling of what the movie was about and what the viewer should “look out for”.  Not only is it a painfully tedious and lazy way to introduce a movie, but it’s also arrogant and smug at the same time.   It was the kind of thing that belonged on the DVD extras for the intellectually impaired, not as actual introduction to a movie.  ”But wait!” someone cries.  ”Don’t you see?”  He’s doing that to show us what a life without lies would be like.  He’s being clever.  Yes, and if your IQ is less than 90 I’m sure it was very useful.

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Aside from his general unsuitability for leading man, the problem with Gervais’ everyman is that he’s just not very likable.  In Lying, he plays Mark, a tubby writer who lives a relatively shitty life, gets no respect and is informed of these truths constantly, ad nauseam throughout the entire movie.  If Ricky Gervais relishes in flaunting conventions, then perhaps he has been successful.  The usual plot of a romantic comedy is to portray a lovable loser who finally finds courage in order to get the girl.  In this movie, the loser is not lovable.  He’s just a loser.  He loses, we shrug.  He wins, we shrug.  There is a certain fascinating in watching a fly try to exit an open door.  It’s a similar feeling watching a lying, miserable, fat sack of shit try to bag a beautiful girl, yet by the end of the movie you are almost gunning for Rob Lowe because damn he’s just so good looking!

I may be wrong about Ricky Gervais.  There may be a whole other way of seeing this movie.  There is, for example, the genuine comedy of the concept of a world in which people just say what’s on their minds.  From the waiter who tries to hit on the date, to the frank discussions of the chances of getting to home base.  There’s also the satirical take on religion, though again the trademark Gervais brick of subtlety spoils a lot of the satire it sets up.  But maybe this is more than a simple romantic comedy.  Maybe this is an autobiography.

Gervais, a pudgy, uninteresting little man has found a way to make us pay attention to him.  It’s all based on a lie and this movie is his confession.  Perhaps his brilliance is in convincing Hollywood’s A-list to join in his charade, which helps to convince everyone else that he really does deserve to be there in the spotlight.  But without the success of Steve Carell in the US office, without the huge names that appeared every week in Extras, without Steve Merchant’s sharp wit or Karl Pilkington’s ravings, there wouldn’t be much reason to watch Ricky Gervais.

But that’s all beside the point.  He has recruited a plethora of famous and funny people who, with their very presence lend Gervais a kind of charm.  It may not last for very much longer, but it worked for this movie, if only just.

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The (Un)show Goes On


2009
11.13

For some bizarre and strange reason, I have not posted the latest (and greatest) Unshow episodes.  I have neglected to inform you, my loyal and gentle reader, that The Unshow has entered a new phase, that of The Unshow International.  It is a new form of the Unshow which sees Keith and myself communicating via webcam, while carrying on our respective affairs in America for Keith and whatever country I happen to be in at the time.

To this date, Keith and I have put out two full episodes of International and a further two mini-episodes called Polling Data and Ebay.  Here they are, in the full glory of their chronological order.

The Unshow International 1
http://theunsite.com/theunshow/videos/ui1.flv

The Unshow International 2
http://theunsite.com/theunshow/videos/ui2.flv

The Unshow: Polling Data
http://theunsite.com/theunshow/videos/pollingdata.f4v

The Unshow: Ebay
http://theunsite.com/theunshow/videos/ebay.f4v

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