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2005
04.16

Went to Borders Chadstone yesterday in order to do something. I felt like doing nothing but something had to be done. I learned some interesting stuff. The movie Be Cool was actually based upon a novel, as was the first movie in the series Get Shorty. The writer of the screenplay was someone else, who had nothing to do with the first movie. In the beginning of the movie, Chilli Palmer says “Did you know that unless your movie has an R rating, you can only say ‘fuck’ twice? Well you know what I say? Fuck that.” This was an actual problem for the screen writer of the movie because the studio told him that they needed an M13+ rating for the movie and, it being a movie full of hitmen and gangsta rappers, he had over 100 uses of the f word in almost as many pages. His decision to use the two available uses up front was therefore part of the joke.

In other news, 50 Cent is starring in his own movie, loosely based upon his life. Originally Samuel L. Jackson was asked to star in the movie as well, an opportunity he would have accepted as he really wanted to work with the director. However, he said that he didn’t want to work next to 50 who was only there because of his name and not his acting credentials. Right on. Anyway, 50 said that the biggest problem acting-wise for him is memorizing. If that’s his biggest problem then I really worry about the quality of this movie.

Anyway, the biggest and best thing I didn’t mention about watching the movie Sahara was the preview I got to see. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is coming out very very very soon and I can barely sit still in anticipation. So many things can go wrong and the original magic of the books can not come through. Maybe the jokes won’t be as funny on screen, maybe the casting will be wrong, and a whole lot of other things. But THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE IS COMING OUT!!! and I don’t care. 28th of April people! 28th of April!!!

Other than that life sucks right now.

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Movies: Guess Who and Sahara


2005
04.09

Went to see some movies last night at Southland. It was going to be a movie marathon ‘David Style’ but only saw 2 movies. The first was Guess Who starring Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac and the second was Sahara starring Matthew McConnoghey and Penelope Cruz. Both were great movies.

Guess who is a comedy about a white boy meeting his black girlfriend’s parents. A reversal of 1967′s Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, Guess Who is a pretty funny flick with plenty of cringe-worthy moments. Kind of similar in style to Meet The Parents, but different enough to not go over old ground. At first I thought Ashton was going to be a bumbling white guy who does everything wrong, but luckily it wasn’t too overdone. Bernie Mac, playing the overprotective father role, is one of those actors who seems to be in every single movie. He started out as comic relief, and I always used to get him confused with Cedric the Entertainer, but now he has progressed to leading roles and he did a pretty good job in this one. The chemistry was good between the actors and the romance between the leads was very natural. As far as the race issue goes, the coverage was pretty good but of course this is just a comedy so it’s not going to solve the world’s problems is it? This is light entertainment, and it works well as that. My rating: 3 stars

I walked into Sahara not knowing what it was. Part of the method of the movie marathon is actually in not knowing what you might be seeing next. I thought I was going to start watching The Ring 2 but it opened with a 19th century gunship battle. Not knowing what the hell was the relevance of that to a curse that works through videotape, I thought maybe it had something to do with a curse. But actually it was the story of a ship that was lost at sea. What I was seeing was the flashback sequence to give the historical picture. Sahara was a great movie in my opinion. No Lawrence of Arabia of course, but it doesn’t for a second even try to be. Good guys, bad guys, evil businessmen, sidekicks with funny lines, hunky heroes, love interests. It had all the ingredients. And it worked. It was fun and funny in the right places. You expect the corny end even from the start of the movie, you know what’s going to happen, but it’s fun to watch it play out. Matthew McConoughey has obviously been buffing up for the role and spending hours in the tanning salon, but his character is attractive and a real man. Since I watched Ashton earlier being a bumbling white guy, seeing Matt as a gung-ho explorer was a good equalizer. The movie was a little long, according to my brother who was sleeping next to me, but personally I don’t care how long a movie is, as long as it’s good. My criticism comes from the fact that it started better than it ended. It started out as the hunt for some treasure and the investigation of a new plague by a World Health Org doctor. However, Hollywood didn’t think that people would be excited by treasure and deadly viruses, so warlords with lots of ammo and corrupt businessmen with secret lairs were introduced to give the movie a more traditional mission. I liked it, but it could have been better. My rating: 3.5 stars.

Saturday night seems to be a time of extreme weirdness and most people on the road can’t drive. But surely the weirdest thing that I have seen for a long time happened last night on my way back from the movies. We were driving through some traffic lights, with the right lane open for me to go through and a row of cars banked up on the left. Suddenly a van pulls out in front of me and I have to brake hard to avoid hitting it. I give him the horn and keep driving. He speeds off. I’m following behind, but then the van slows down and suddenly swerves to the side of the road. It’s still moving, when the back door of the van opens up and a body falls onto the road. The van drives ahead and my brother and I were both thinking, “oh shit, it’s a Mafia drop off hit.” The guy picks himself up off the road, while the van parks a little further up. The guy stumbles past my car and I see him fall over again. Then another guy gets out of the van and chases after the guy. All the while, we are wondering what the hell is going on. I guess it was just another Saturday night for someone. Later, I think I figured it out. The guys were severely drunk, and one guy had passed out. They put him in the back of their van and try to take him home, but then they swerve in front of me. I horn them, which wakes the drunk guy up. Not knowing where he is, he tries to open the van door. The driver swerves when he realizes, but it’s too late. The rest is history. He probably won’t remember how close he came to being hit by the car behind him, just about how crazy drunk he was and how funny it was.

It’s a beautiful day here, heading toward 30 degrees. I’m going to enjoy it, instead of working on my computer. I have to enjoy them cos winter is coming soon and I need a tan before it does.

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And On The Seventh Day…


2004
08.15

I did it again. I fell asleep on Saturday night. It was 11pm, I was just taking a little nap while waiting for Keith. Before I knew it I woke and it was 5am. Another potential partying night wasted. Some good rest though. Later on, Keith and I decided it would be a good idea to go and play some video games, so we went to the local arcade and played shooting, fighting, drumming and singing games until we used up 2 or 3 dollars. Actually this doesn’t sound like much, but it can go a long way here. Each game is the equivalent of 20 cents and so you can just keep playing and playing for ages. I went into the little singing booth and knocked out the Beatles ‘Michelle’, while Keith busied himself with some weird robot fighting game.

After all that fun, we had some food at the usual place and then caught a bus to Yongsan to check out the cinema. ‘Chronicles of Riddick’ was the only thing that I wanted to see, so after buying tickets and having an hour or so to spare, we decided to walk around the electronics. I have been planning to buy a new digital camera for a long time now, as I wanted something with higher resolution and a smaller case. The current camera, a Canon Powershot A40 is a good camera, but a little bulky. I walked around and decided upon a Canon IXUS 500, the compact 5 megapixel. Compared to the old one, which was 2 megapixel, this is definitely a step up. Anyway, I bought it. It cost 400,000 won, which is about 440 Australian dollars, which is a very good price. Having a bit more time, we headed back to the cinema complex and hung out in the Samsung and Sony store where we surfed the net and played Playstation for a while. Keith was totally into Smackdown and after whipping my ass a few times, I grew tired and left him to get beaten by the computer.

We then proceeded to our movie, which turned out to be alright as far as action movies go, but I was struggling to stay awake through some of the dull bits. Actually, most of the dull bits. Actually, most of the movie. After it finished, we had a good time laughing about all the improbable aspects of the movie and mused on just how much of an antihero Riddick is meant to be. Just how does one become an antihero? We agreed that Riddick just didn’t cut it. He helped too many people. I don’t think antiheros are meant to do that.

After the movie, we decided that what with all the sleeping and general lack of action this weekend has had thus far, we should go and have a drink at Bricx. We went there and got roped into a drinking game with a group of crazy westerners. They were mostly couples, but definitely were the craziest bunch that I have seen in a long time. We were playing some kind of game which if I remember correctly involved mostly drinking, a lot of swearing, geographical trivia and some lesbian kissing. The last part was probably my favorite. Strangely enough one of the guys even took his penis out on three occasions, although this wasn’t part of the game. I don’t really know why he did, but on each occasion it seemed to get bigger. I guess it was his thing. You will be glad to know, I didn’t take the new camera out for some happy snaps on this occasion. All in all I think I recovered from a pretty uneventful weekend, to make it into a relaxing yet fun break from the usual grind.

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