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The Invention of Lying

Posted by David On December - 12 - 2009

In a world where anything is possible, Ricky Gervais finds a way to make it look miserable.

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Fans of The Office will, at one point in their lives, have had a debate with another fan about which version of the show is better, the original UK production starring it’s creator, Ricky Gervais, or it’s American off-spring starring the rubber-faced and very talented Steve Carell.  The correct answer is of course the UK one, though having admitted that one can then comfortably admit to finding the US version also good.  Gervais’ David Brent was a sharper critique of the boss everyone knows who thinks he knows everything.  Carell’s performance of Michael Scott is much more comical and warm, a jester instead of a jerk.  To like the US version of The Office is to seem shallow, as though avoiding the confronting nature of the UK version’s dark comedy.

I completely disagree.  Why?  Because Ricky Gervais is a very ordinary actor who has all the subtlety of a brick.

One day, historians will unearth records from the 21st century and stumble across a bunch of DVDs starring people like Ricky Gervais and Seth Rogen and be genuinely perplexed at how these two could be in so many movies.  How did so much time elapse before humanity was able to collectively pull itself out of it’s slumber and get them off camera?

It’s not that Gervais is not brilliant in his own way.  He has a knack for finding something funny and exploiting it.  Just ask Karl Pilkington.  But this skill in coming across funny ideas or things has unfortunately led to him acting those out for us, when someone else would do a far better job.  Ricky Gervais is David Brent.  He’s the boss who doesn’t know when to back off.  Sure, his comic sense is far better.  But for all intents and purposes he is the arrogant, self-important jerk who always insists that he is more brilliant than anyone else in the room.  He seems to have half of Hollywood convinced, as they show up in cameo after cameo, from Edward Norton to Phillip Seymour Hoffman.  They are the shining jewels of interest in this movie, actors whose job it is to act.  The tragedy is that they surround a not very likable writer/director whose own ego won’t let anyone else be the star.

The idea of this movie, if it isn’t already blindingly obvious, is that the movie takes place in a world where people cannot lie.  Not cannot as in forbidden, but cannot as in inconceivable.  Even though this concept is not difficult to grasp and is already spelled out in the title, it is further explained in a tedious opening narration, full of ad-lib about waiting for the credits to finish, then a thorough drilling of what the movie was about and what the viewer should “look out for”.  Not only is it a painfully tedious and lazy way to introduce a movie, but it’s also arrogant and smug at the same time.   It was the kind of thing that belonged on the DVD extras for the intellectually impaired, not as actual introduction to a movie.  ”But wait!” someone cries.  ”Don’t you see?”  He’s doing that to show us what a life without lies would be like.  He’s being clever.  Yes, and if your IQ is less than 90 I’m sure it was very useful.

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Aside from his general unsuitability for leading man, the problem with Gervais’ everyman is that he’s just not very likable.  In Lying, he plays Mark, a tubby writer who lives a relatively shitty life, gets no respect and is informed of these truths constantly, ad nauseam throughout the entire movie.  If Ricky Gervais relishes in flaunting conventions, then perhaps he has been successful.  The usual plot of a romantic comedy is to portray a lovable loser who finally finds courage in order to get the girl.  In this movie, the loser is not lovable.  He’s just a loser.  He loses, we shrug.  He wins, we shrug.  There is a certain fascinating in watching a fly try to exit an open door.  It’s a similar feeling watching a lying, miserable, fat sack of shit try to bag a beautiful girl, yet by the end of the movie you are almost gunning for Rob Lowe because damn he’s just so good looking!

I may be wrong about Ricky Gervais.  There may be a whole other way of seeing this movie.  There is, for example, the genuine comedy of the concept of a world in which people just say what’s on their minds.  From the waiter who tries to hit on the date, to the frank discussions of the chances of getting to home base.  There’s also the satirical take on religion, though again the trademark Gervais brick of subtlety spoils a lot of the satire it sets up.  But maybe this is more than a simple romantic comedy.  Maybe this is an autobiography.

Gervais, a pudgy, uninteresting little man has found a way to make us pay attention to him.  It’s all based on a lie and this movie is his confession.  Perhaps his brilliance is in convincing Hollywood’s A-list to join in his charade, which helps to convince everyone else that he really does deserve to be there in the spotlight.  But without the success of Steve Carell in the US office, without the huge names that appeared every week in Extras, without Steve Merchant’s sharp wit or Karl Pilkington’s ravings, there wouldn’t be much reason to watch Ricky Gervais.

But that’s all beside the point.  He has recruited a plethora of famous and funny people who, with their very presence lend Gervais a kind of charm.  It may not last for very much longer, but it worked for this movie, if only just.

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Zeitgeist: Addendum

Posted by David On March - 17 - 2009

 

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Spring

Posted by David On March - 17 - 2009

Today, Spring came.  It was a relief.  For months, the cold has forced me to huddle inside every day.  I have hardly had any sunlight on my skin and I am sure that as a result I have SAD.  No, not sad, S.A.D. or Seasonal Affected Disorder.  When I don’t get enough sun I start to feel miserable.  The days seem boring and I just want to run away to somewhere bright and warm.  I self-medicated as much as possible by going to the tanning room and this seemed to help.  This is where I picked up my winter tan.

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I was also in Australia for a month, which would more accurately explain where my winter tan came from.  The sunlight there really recharged my batteries, not to mention all the food, exercise and family love.  The trouble with going home is leaving again, the dissatisfaction I feel when I return to Korea.  I used to travel to go somewhere new, so returning to a second home has none of the thrill that real home has and all of the drawbacks.  They say home is where the heart is, which is why, with my family, my friend and my love all under one roof, it was almost impossible to get on the plane to come back.

But I did come back, and the weather is only getting warmer and warmer here.  It’s going to be great to sweat it out again through a Korean summer.  Then, if I’m lucky head back to Australia and start Spring all over again.

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Review: The Day The Earth Stood Still

Posted by David On January - 13 - 2009

The Day the Earth Stood Still is built around a horribly mistaken premise: that a civilization intelligent enough to traverse the galaxy would be stupid enough to choose Central Park, NY as the place to make first contact with the human race. I’m not a super-intelligent being from another world, but ominously approaching a country as paranoid and trigger-happy as America seems to be asking for trouble.

This is essentially a modern updating of the 1951 version. Instead of the aliens worrying about human nuclear power running amok, the aliens are concerned for the safety of the planet and deem it necessary to exterminate humanity. Cue irrational humans doing their best to catch, torture and experiment on the alien. Watch alien sigh at their futile attempts to shoot, bomb, drill into them at every possible chance. The silver lining of this otherwise average movie is the five minute interlude between the alien and John Cleese, where the characters speak intelligently and thoughtfully. Pay attention though, for just as it gets going it stops again and we go back to insolence, stubbornness and complete and outright irrationality.

And now that we come to it, that makes it three science fiction movies that a Smith has spoiled with annoying characters. Will Smith in I, Robot took the great thing about Asimov’s robot stories and threw it in the garbage pile in favor of the same crappy robots-taking-over-the-world story. This was on top of his involvement in the overwhelmingly lame Independence Day. Now, he has spawned a son who had altogether too much screen time in this movie than his character would have normally received had he not been Will Smith’s son. Watching the kid repeatedly sigh and make a sad face while talking about his dead father is at the top of my list of things I never hope to watch again. Right up there with Kathy Bates. Sorry, but I’m never going to get over that hot tub scene in About Schmidt.

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Review: The Lives of Others

Posted by David On May - 14 - 2007

The Lives of OthersTotalitarian states make for great stories. Dark, gloomy streets and downtrodden faces are usually the main players, along with a host of ranking officials, almost always on an immense power trip. In The Lives of Others it is no different. Set in 1984 East Germany, some five years before the wall fell, it traces the story of Gerd Weisler, a member of the secret police whose job it is to find and root out the “dangerous elements” of their society. As Weisler becomes involved in the surveillance of a famous writer, he finds himself becoming involved in his life. Slowly, as the plot thickens and as new twists arrive, Weisler finds himself questioning those whom he had once served blindly, but who are apparently the real dangerous elements.

What’s remarkable about this movie is the pacing of it all. It moves slowly but steadily to it’s climax. To the director’s credit, he avoids hammering home the senselessness of communism. Everybody knows how terrible it was, and it was a relief to not have this obvious fact shoved down my throat. Nor were there unnecessary climaxes involving people being seen in places they shouldn’t be seen and just escaping at the last minute. As the movie goes, the plot thickens and thickens, which in the end is far more satisfying. It did have it’s occasional flat moment, but as the storyline was so compelling, the strands all came together to make a satisfying whole.
First-time writer/director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck deserves credit, not because it’s a remarkable first film, but because it’s a remarkable film in it’s own right. The fact that it’s his first, just makes it more outstanding. Of course, he did get seven German equivalents of an Oscar and numerous other European awards, so perhaps I’m not alone in my regard for the movie. Seeing this, I realize I must get out and see more movies from Europe. With their subtle narratives and unconventional style, they allow you to appreciate the art of film making from a different perspective. It’s refreshing and that’s why I’m giving this movie two thumbs up.

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Hogfather: The Movie

Posted by David On November - 9 - 2006

I was delighted yesterday when I found out that one of Terry Pratchett’s books will be made into a movie. Not only that, but it will be a Christmas movie with Death as one of the main characters. To top it off Nigel Planer (of Young Ones fame, and an hilarious reader of a number of Pratchett’s audio books) is among the cast.

For those who haven’t heard of Terry Pratchett or the Discworld, these books are possibly the most consistently funny stories in fantasy history. They may also be the largest series, at 33 books and counting. They center around life on a planet known as the Discworld (a flat world sitting on the back of 4 elephants, who in turn stand on the back of a giant turtle flying through space). The multitude of characters include wizards, witches, goblins, night watchmen, warewolves, gods and of course DEATH.

Let me give you an example from the book Mort:

“The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can’t have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles — kingons, or possibly queons — that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.”

All 33 books are full of great quotes like this one. Should this Hogfather movie be a success then there are tons and tons more they can make. Oh, so awesome!

For more great quotes from the Discworld books, have a look at the Wikiquote page.

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