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A New American Revolution

Posted by David On March - 31 - 2009

I’m sorry America, but you seem to be screwed.  In future, when people apply to become citizens of the United States, there will be a $100,000 fee which will be thrown toward the national debt. This will be added to the fact that each taxpayer and that taxpayer’s children will already have a lifetime of payments to make toward a deficit which increases at a faster rate than it can be paid.  Eventually, the benefits of being a United States citizen will be outweighed by the costs, though it is hard to imagine there are very many benefits even now.

As it is, U.S. students score well below other developed nations.  In a 2006 international science and mathematics test, U.S. 15-year-olds scored 30th in Science and 35th in Math (behind Latvia and Estonia).   The money for Social Security has been spent.  One in every 31 Americans is either in jail, on parole or on probation.  Meanwhile, the government keeps handing out trillions of dollars to corporations who had a hand in the current financial crisis.

Internationally, the US government (on behalf of it’s largely ignorant populace) has carried out simultaneous wars around the globe, maintained its military presence in over 70 countries and has engaged in assassination and torture.

The revolution is coming.

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How long can a population have their productivity taxed, their savings stolen, their good name tarnished and their children retarded by an ever-growing system of incompetence and corruption?  How far will the American Empire stretch before it totally collapses?  All I know is, it can’t be much longer.

America is a geographical location, no longer an idea like it used to be.  However, the principles America was founded on are no longer visible, except as a horribly disfigured Dorian Gray contortion of themselves.  Freedom used to mean something, not just the right to shovel as much food in your face as possible.  Somewhere along the lines, true freedom was bartered for 24-hour movie channels and the strong, independent-minded American just became the loud, obnoxious know-it-all whom everyone despises, yet no-one will tell to shut up.

So where did it all go wrong?  We don’t know the exact date, but we do know that the system was broken long before either of the Bushes, though they did more than their fair share.  What we do need to focus on is the solutions.  Here are my top ten:

1. Wake up.  Address reality, not the fiction you mistake for reality.  Americans have long believed that they were number one, that what they are doing is right, that they can do no wrong and live however they please.  Rationality over mysticism, facts over opinions and science over religion.  

2. Halt the income tax, replace it with a flat tax on spending.  Why, oh why do we tax income?  Hard work should be encouraged, not punished.  Income tax is not only unnecessary and immoral, but it’s also the reason your politicians can redistribute obscene amounts of money to their corporate friends.

3.  Tie down the currency.  You must realize that as you read this, you are being taxed invisibly.  Each time the Federal Reserve prints new money (ie. all the time) the value of your money goes down.  That’s a tax on savings.  It’s immoral and it’s like a credit card with no limits in your name being spent on your behalf by politicians.  Link the currency to a commodity like gold and then the politicians can’t spend money they don’t have.  Simple.  Surprisingly it’s our old commie friends Russia and China who have offered this up as a logical way of bringing stability to international markets.  You know things are bad when the communists know more about capitalism than you do.

4. Bring home your troops.  Yes, all of them.  America, you do not own the world.  Nor can you afford to maintain your world empire.  Even if you could, you’re not welcome.  If your presence was a positive influence, then maybe.  However it has long been known that you have long conspired against foreign governments to further your own interests while creating more conflicts than you solve.  Your military help would be better on-call and then, only if it’s absolutely necessary.

5. Update education to a 21st century methodology.  Old laws and regulations keep new thoughts and ideas from being implemented.  Teachers’ unions make the education system both bloated and ineffective.  Any field in which competition is discouraged suffers from the same falling standards.  Less regulation, more independence and the demolition of the DoE.  Allow the market to provide schools which will be rewarded or punished depending on their quality.  Just like we do with food.

6. Decriminalize drugs.  Where in your constitution is the right to dictate what others do with their bodies?  In the interests of “public safety” your legislators have helped the drug lords to get rich.  Were drugs legal, they would be placed on shelves and served to adults in controlled amounts and of a predictable quality.  Contrast this to now, where people of all ages are dealt drugs of unpredictable quality to be used in secret for fear of discovery and legal consequence.  Drug dependence is a health issue, not a criminal issue.  Addicts need help and adults in a free society need not be told what they can or can’t do with their own bodies.  It does seem that this one is catching on in the mainstream media, albeit slowly.

7. End the culture of violence and paranoia.  In line with #4, you have a lot of work to do at home to correct the pervasiveness of weapons and violence in your own culture.  It’s almost impossible to find an American movie that does not have a gun featured at one time or another.  Gun control is one answer.  Education and a culture of brotherhood addresses the bigger picture of aggression.  We have lost our sense of community, not just in America, but in most modern societies.  We need to find ways to repair the social fabric of which we are all a part.

8. Stop blaming capitalism and let insolvent companies fail.   The system of capitalism is the fairest and most efficient economic system devised by man.  ’Capitalism run amok’ has been blamed for the current crisis.  Companies have been bailed out because of some apparent shortcomings of the system.  Excuse me, but capitalism is just fine.  Capitalism is a system whereby foolish moves are punished.  If you’re a bank and you bought some bad assets, then you lose.  When you fail, others will capitalize and then grow in your stead.  Capitalism made America great and gave you the lifestyle you currently enjoy.  Learn what it is and what it’s not.  Bailing out companies with public money is the very antithesis of capitalism as it rewards stupidity.  It should come as no surprise then that the current system is not capitalism and hasn’t been for a long time.  We live in the age of corporatism where companies lobby to receive favors and funding from the government.  Where excess legislation creates barriers to new entry, thereby reducing competition.  Your Founding Fathers would turn in their graves to know that the majority of Americans today still think they live in a capitalistic society.

9. Take personal responsibility.  Educate yourself on politics, the correct way to educate your children, on healthy eating, on philosophy, the world, on history and science.  Reality is all around you and you are personally capable of understanding it all.  You just have to open your eyes and try.

10. Get on the metric system.  If anything is a more glaring indicator that America is still way behind in science, it’s the fact that they still use the arbitrary notions of feet, inches and gallons when the entire world uses metric (Myanmar and Liberia excepted).  Wouldn’t it be nice to have a system of measurement which is easily convertible between units and which is based on the dimensions of the world, not of some ancient king’s shoe size?  Are you guys just jealous because France came up with the idea first?

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Teaser Five

Posted by David On March - 23 - 2009

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Recipe: Carrot Cake

Posted by David On March - 21 - 2009

Carrot CakeI found this recipe for carrot cake on recipezaar.com and found it to be absolutely delicious. For the past week I have eaten a good portion of two cakes and during the time I wasn’t eating, I’d dream about making and eating it again.

Compared to my adventures with bread, this recipe was a cinch to make.  All you have to do is ensure that those ingredients get placed in a bowl and beaten very fast so that they all take on the same colour and form.  Then stick it in an oven and let it cook.  Mine came out great, despite the fact that my oven has an unreliable temperature gauge.

Do yourself a favor.  Make this cake.

CAKE

2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 3/4 cups white sugar
1 cup vegetable oil (yummy!)
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract (cos there’s something nice about vanilla)
2 cups shredded carrots (or just add as much as you feel comfortable with)
1 cup flaked coconut (I couldn’t find this, so I used a few drops of coconut milk.  made it a little soggy)
1 cup chopped walnuts (finger breaking allowed)
1 (8 ounce) can crushed, smashed, beaten or pummeled pineapple, drained

FROSTING

225g cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup butter, softened
2 cups icing sugar (can sustitute white sugar if in Korea and icing sugar isn’t easy to find)

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Grease and flour a big pan.  The bigger the pan, the flatter the cake, the better the icing-to-cake ratio.
3. Mix flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt and cinnamon; make a well in the center and add sugar, oil, eggs and vanilla.  I mix the sugar/oil/egg/vanilla
4. Mix with wooden spoon until smooth.
5. Stir in carrots, coconut, walnuts and pineapple.
6. Pour into 9×13 inch pan and bake for about 45 minutes.
7. Don’t panic, the centre will sink a little.
8. Allow to cool; when cool, ice the cake.
9. You can certainly use your favourite cream cheese frosting to ice this cake, but the one I’ve included is highly recommended (I usually leave the cake in the 13×9 pan and just ice the top).
10. To make the frosting: Cream the butter and cream cheese until smooth; add the icing sugar and beat until creamy.

Enjoy!

This carrot cake with cream cheese icing is something special

This carrot cake with cream cheese icing is something special

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The Little Beauty

Posted by David On March - 17 - 2009

For those of you who didn’t hear about the Australian bushfires, let me catch you up.  In February this year, a number of fires burned across south eastern Australia.  The intensity and scale of the fires resulted in high numbers of casualties and millions of dollars of damage.  Whole towns were wiped out.  People trying to flee in their cars were incinerated.  All told, over 200 people were killed by the fires, with a great deal more injured and homeless.

Similar events dot the history books.  In 1983, fires raged through southern Australia, burning 2000 square kilometers and killing 75 people.  I was just two years old at the time, so I had no real conception of the event.  However it affected my father deeply.  He was so moved by the senseless loss of life that the fires caused, that he designed a shelter, that families may place in their garden and run to should fire threaten their property.  It was an invention that cost an incredible amount of time, money and effort on the part of my parents.  But it was designed, built and tested under real fire conditions with my father, a chemist and a brave news reporter inside, while I watched from the sidelines.  

A place of proven safety only seconds away.

A place of proven safety only seconds away.

The success of those tests, coupled with the cheapness of the shelter made it seem like a no-brainer.  Yet, years later my dad had to give up the project.  Not only was the shelter hard to insure, but at every level of government asked for assistance, the same reply was given: it’s a great idea but we don’t want to get involved.  As a result, only a few shelters were sold, despite great interest following it’s appearance at the Royal Melbourne Show (of which it was the prize winner for best exhibit) and on TV current affairs shows.  

Why there was so little interest, why no-one in the country fire authority or on local councils stepped up to support the shelter are questions we need to ask.  For it’s damned sure that hundreds of lives could have been saved, had the shelters been available.  As an attempt to offer up a history of the shelter, and of the long process of it’s development, I made bushfireshelter.com.  Over the coming weeks, I will publish details about the shelter, along with photos, letters and articles from it’s inventor, my dad, Ray Toyne.

What is certain is Australia needs this shelter.  With conditions in the south being the dryest on record and summer bringing inevitable heatwaves, there must be a way for people in the bush to protect their lives and the lives of their families.  

For more information on the Little Beauty, please visit bushfireshelter.com

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Zeitgeist: Addendum

Posted by David On March - 17 - 2009

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7065205277695921912

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Spring

Posted by David On March - 17 - 2009

Today, Spring came.  It was a relief.  For months, the cold has forced me to huddle inside every day.  I have hardly had any sunlight on my skin and I am sure that as a result I have SAD.  No, not sad, S.A.D. or Seasonal Affected Disorder.  When I don’t get enough sun I start to feel miserable.  The days seem boring and I just want to run away to somewhere bright and warm.  I self-medicated as much as possible by going to the tanning room and this seemed to help.  This is where I picked up my winter tan.

Korean spring 

I was also in Australia for a month, which would more accurately explain where my winter tan came from.  The sunlight there really recharged my batteries, not to mention all the food, exercise and family love.  The trouble with going home is leaving again, the dissatisfaction I feel when I return to Korea.  I used to travel to go somewhere new, so returning to a second home has none of the thrill that real home has and all of the drawbacks.  They say home is where the heart is, which is why, with my family, my friend and my love all under one roof, it was almost impossible to get on the plane to come back.

But I did come back, and the weather is only getting warmer and warmer here.  It’s going to be great to sweat it out again through a Korean summer.  Then, if I’m lucky head back to Australia and start Spring all over again.

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