Well it seems like no matter how long I wait or what I do, I won’t be a university lecturer. Not in Korea anyway. I received the email today telling me that firstly, my visa had been rejected and secondly that the university was looking at other candidates. So I made a beeline for the immigration offices, trying to put them straight. I spent the whole day, waiting, standing in lines, going to different buildings in different parts of the city, waiting some more, explaining my situation, going to yet another building and finally being told that it wouldn’t be happening, but maybe I should try again in another 6 months.
Now, having been told this very same thing one year ago by a similar looking moron behind the counter, I am really really doubtful about this suggestion.
However, this fight ain’t over. Strangely, and it may have something to do with sitting in line all day, I am not that angry. I was angry, very angry. But now I feel like I will win the war, despite losing all these battles. The exact details of my plan can’t be revealed obviously, but let’s just say that it’s pure genious and it will work, no probs.
In the mean time, I plan to keep you all entertained with my new show. Me and Keith decided to make a little talk show… check it out.
PART ONE: David and Keith take some time to answer fan mail. Also David premieres the trailer for his new film, I LOVE AN OLD VEGETABLE WOMAN.

PART TWO: Keith and David debate when is the proper time to throw a punch. They also get in-depth with Mikhal the Bulgarian.

PART THREE: Keith reveals to David that he is the star of the “David Doesn’t Know He’s On the Internet Show.”

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