Archive for August, 2006

The Unshow, Episode 3


2006
08.31

Well the third episode is up on the air. In this new episode, see highlights of my travels to Thailand, the “Keith Doesn’t Know He’s On The Internet” show, Dr Paul and much more.

PART ONE: Dr. Paul discusses how best to bring peace to the war torn middle east. Keith and David dream of a day when ESL teachers cure cancer rather than get arrested for the murder of 6 year old Beauty Queens.

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PART TWO: David and Keith talk with Mikhal the Bulgarian and David talks about his recent travel to Thailand and the lovely people there.

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PART THREE: David unveils the “Keith Doesn’t Know He’s On the Internet Show.” Also the guys introduce the Be A Guest on the Unshow Contest.

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Stay tuned for more great episodes coming up in the next few weeks. Plus, David’s first video blog.

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A Little Fumigation Anyone?


2006
08.31

I was walking up the street, happily singing along to the music in my ears. It was a balmy day, no rain, not too hot. I was on the way to meet some friends and share some laughs. Then something caught my eye and I started to run. Could it be that a truck could have such bad exhaust. People stopped in their paths as the smoke overwhelmed them. They tried to escape, but halted once they realized the futility of it all. It was fumigation time.

Being slightly ahead of the truck as it came hissing around a corner, I abandoned my singing and started to run. The truck was gaining on me, it’s noxious fumes leaving the stranded ajummas coughing and spluttering. But I wasn’t going to go down the same road as those poor old ladies. I ducked down a side street out of the way as the gas truck passed. Not wanting to let this horror story go untold, I snapped a quick shot and hurried away.

Mass gassing

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Off To Thailand (video)


2006
08.18

My first foray into video blogging, filmed just before boarding my flight for Thailand at Incheon Airport.

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David vs Immigration, round 2


2006
08.17

Well it seems like no matter how long I wait or what I do, I won’t be a university lecturer. Not in Korea anyway. I received the email today telling me that firstly, my visa had been rejected and secondly that the university was looking at other candidates. So I made a beeline for the immigration offices, trying to put them straight. I spent the whole day, waiting, standing in lines, going to different buildings in different parts of the city, waiting some more, explaining my situation, going to yet another building and finally being told that it wouldn’t be happening, but maybe I should try again in another 6 months.

Now, having been told this very same thing one year ago by a similar looking moron behind the counter, I am really really doubtful about this suggestion.

However, this fight ain’t over. Strangely, and it may have something to do with sitting in line all day, I am not that angry. I was angry, very angry. But now I feel like I will win the war, despite losing all these battles. The exact details of my plan can’t be revealed obviously, but let’s just say that it’s pure genious and it will work, no probs.

In the mean time, I plan to keep you all entertained with my new show. Me and Keith decided to make a little talk show… check it out.

PART ONE: David and Keith take some time to answer fan mail. Also David premieres the trailer for his new film, I LOVE AN OLD VEGETABLE WOMAN.

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PART TWO: Keith and David debate when is the proper time to throw a punch. They also get in-depth with Mikhal the Bulgarian.

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PART THREE: Keith reveals to David that he is the star of the “David Doesn’t Know He’s On the Internet Show.”

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