Archive for September, 2005

Shocks in the Bathroom


2005
09.27

Woke up today as I was catching the subway. I don’t remember the part where I took a shower and walked from my hotel room to the station. I am staying in a hotel, yes, but just as a temporary measure. With my two jobs requiring long hours, I dedided that I’d give myself a nice place to sleep and some comfort in the last days before I move to my own place. So I was waking up as I avoided being crushed by the large crowds of commuters and reflected on the past few days.

Over the weekend I had promised to act in a movie that Keith’s girlfriend was making. It was a small student film about foreigners in Korea and I had to play a British guy, Ryan. Now, I know I’ve heard the British accent my whole life, but something felt altogether wrong with mine. Maybe it was the fact that I have been concentrating so hard on making myself sound American that my British roots have been trampled. All those hours watching The Bill wasted.

Shooting was an ordeal of waiting, made better by the fact that I was not sufferring alone. Keith and another guy were in the scene together and we took turns complaining about how long it was taking. The first shoot was set in a small bar called Bricx, a favorite hangout of Keith and his gang. Our five minute clip took all of five hours to shoot. In the end though, it was fun and something different.

The plot outline is this, my girlfriend wants to break up with me because her father doesn’t approve of foreigners. Another foreigner is having difficulty adjusting to life here and yet another is sleeping with a married woman. It just so happens the married woman is the wife of the father of my girlfriend. And so it goes.

I returned to work on Monday completely unrefreshed after 1 hour of sleep. I had stayed up late on the final part of the shoot and still had work to prepare for my week of classes. I ended up knocking it out in the wee hours of the morning only to finish an hour before I had to wake up. It was all I could do around 7pm as I taught my class, not to simply nod off in mid speech. Have you ever tried an internal scream to wake yourself up? It’s so ineffective, but it’s all you’ve got, after you’ve downed 20 coffees and you’re still falling. You summon something deep down and make it yell, “wake up”. But once my brain has the idea that it’s going to get at least 5 seconds of good sleep it goes for it and I’m sure my students sat in a few moments of awkward silence a few times yesterday.

Speaking of awkward, maybe you can imagine my surprise yesterday when I entered the male bathroom of my middle school and found a student, pants around his ankles, whacking off like he was trying to start a lawnmower. My entrance made no impression, and by the time I had finished washing my hands, he was still trying to start that thing. Now I was quite certain that this wasn’t some kind of cultural thing, I mean I’d never encountered random public masturbation before in Korea, and besides I had a feeling that this was the special kid who is always grabbing his crotch in the middle of class. Finally realizing that this kid wasn’t going to stop voluntarily, I decided to end the fun. I used my halting Korean to say “Anniya! Hajima!” which prompted him to forgo the wonders of self exploration until some other time, probably 2 seconds after I left the room again.

After my middle school job, I travel another half an hour to reach my second job, spend a few hours there and then return home. It’s a long day but I’d rather work as much as I can now and relax later. While I’m tired at work due to my lack of sleep, the teachers in both places are really nice. One nice lady who sits next to me at the middle school saw me in a sleep filled stupor in front of my computer and showed me a small room where I could sleep. Man, Koreans always amaze me with their cool conveniences. I mean, there’s an actual place at school where you can take a lie down and have a nap! It’s so convenient because I was getting drool all over my keyboard…

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Work It


2005
09.22

What a comfort it is to have a job. How even more comfortable it is to have two, no actually three. Further reassurance is to be found in large amounts of holidays and work environments which supply food. Yes, I’m working again in Korea.

It took some time to find the right job(s) however once I landed one, the others fell into place. This was largely due to a certain friend here who literally threw work my way until I told her I needed some time to sleep in between my employment.

Busy is good though. I have learned through extensive past experience around myself that if I don’t have any time to spend money, then I’ll have a lot more of it. Whatever. I keep counting what I have in terms of Thai baht, Phillipino pesos and Indonesian rupiah, all the while thinking about which will give me the best return for my next holiday.

I took some photos yesterday, but damn forgot to bring my camera to work today so those will have to wait. I wanted to show you Bundang, one of the lovely cities in which I work. It has been rainy here and it made for some nice photography. This rainy weather has really been messing with my motorbike adventures though. But on the not-so-rainy days I have been using it to broaden my knowledge of the surrounding suburbs. It’s an awesome discovery tool.

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The Great Riddles of Life


2005
09.05

There is a strange comfort in knowing that you go through life alone. Despite the friends, despite the family around you, no matter how many employees you have or how close you are to your partner, you and only you can taste the meal you eat. I think that is a really interesting thought to ponder. These are the things I think about while catching public transport. Thankfully, I won’t be needing to think about stuff like that any more.

Why? Because I bought a motorbike. That’s right, I’ve got my first set of motorized wheels and I’m loving it. I beat buses. I beat subways. I even beat taxis. Seoul is no longer a vast metropolis. For me, it has become a skidmark in the dust of my bike, and no part is safe from my rubber burning ways.

Yet, even when I am beating traffic and fanging it up side streets, I am still at work upstairs, contemplating the questions we all face day in and day out. Like why are taxis so inconsiderate toward other road inhabitants, more commonly phrased as “That ****ing taxi bastard cut me off!” and the eternal musing of “Maybe the other way was faster..?”

At any rate, it’s a breeze and I have time to burn at my destination when I arrive there half an hour ahead of when I would have if I’d taken public transport. This is not to say that public transport is bad in Seoul. No, just the opposite. It is amazingly efficient and cheap. It’s just that it’s so crowded and tiring going up and down all those steps and hanging on for your life when you’re standing on the bus, that I’ve grown really tired of it.

And I will let you know when I solve the riddle of “Just where did this guy get his licence from?”

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The Thai Trip Continued


2005
09.01

I’m back in Seoul. I can’t remember which day I got here because I lost track of the days halfway through my holiday, but I know that it’s more than a day ago and less than a week. I think it was Tuesday. It was a great holiday and it finished all too soon. Now I’m back and looking for jobs in Korea. Also, I have the urge to ride a motorcycle again, so bad.

Let me fill you in on the story of my trip. My third day on Phi Phi started with me rushing like mad to make the ferry off the island. I madly threw items into my suitcase, sat on it to make it fit and with a final cursory glance at my room to make sure everything was packed, I left. Looking back, I think it might have been better to stay there an extra day. But there was something about living completely amongst backpackers which didn’t appeal. I had done my island swimming, now I needed some cultural exposure.

I made it onto the ferry, just in time. In Thailand, it is easy to break a sweat just walking around. Had been running, pulling my two suitcases over the cobbled streets of Phi Phi, dodging tourists and motorbike taxis. As I was running, one such taxi and it’s deadly sidecar came too close, forcing me and my cases off into the gutter. He even had the nerve to toot. I felt like chasing after him and making him pay, but I really had a ferry to catch. Once on, I descended to the lower cabin and sat out the rough ride. The sea was quite choppy. I remembered that this was the monsoon season and looking out on the horizon I could see the dark clouds billowing. Sitting there, I think I was in the best position because weary travellers from the upper deck would come down to the lower occasionally, wet from the sea spray and sick from the motion. They’d wobble about before grabbing a sick bag or two and then fall into a seat. My real reason for hiding out wasn’t the motion, I can take that quite well, no it was the sun. I was already reeling from two days earlier when I’d happily burnt myself to a crisp with my then-unknown SPF 2 sunscreen. I had to avoid the sun as much as possible. I didn’t want to go from maroon to scarlett.

I arrived at Phuket and quickly headed to the airport. I decided to use AirAsia to fly back to Bangkok. It is the cheapest way to get about SE Asia. I think my 2 hour flight cost 65 aussie dollars. If I’d used the web to make the booking it might have been even cheaper. Landed in Bangkok, found a hotel in a familiar part of town and went there by taxi. When I got to my room, I was not completely impressed. The aircon was right next to the bed, and the room was blazing hot without it. My nights there consisted of a hide and seek game I played as I got hot then cold again. I heard another customer complaining as I was walking out to get some food. Apparently he had lots of cockroaches in his room. It made me feel a little better about mine. Back in Bangkok again. Each time I got back to this strange city I felt a little better about being there. It really does grow on you. I found a restaurant which specialized in English style fish ‘n’ chips. I welcomed the idea with glee. My next day and a bit was filled with a whole heap of shopping. I bought some DVDs, a whole lot of clothes (copied designer clothes, yipee!) and some gifts and souvenirs. It’s a great place to shop if you have the opportunity and the spare luggage weight. I was already over my limit so I had to do a necessary purge of old and unfashionable clothing. Even after the purge, I still had to squeeze everything in.

So all in all it was a great trip. I have one lingering question about Thailand though. What is with all the damn katoeys? For those who don’t know, a katoey is a man who dresses up as a lady and possibly has had the surgery to match. In Thailand, they are EVERYWHERE. It’s not just like, oh here’s one here and there’s one there. I was seeing them in every place, every location. In groups of university students, in queues for the bus, a whole bunch walking toward me and giving me the type of eyes that I never want to see again. It’s an amazing phenomenon and I just don’t understand why Thailand has so god-damned many of them. A girl I spoke to there said that she knew of a guy who was dating one and didn’t even know it. I don’t understand how you can’t. Sure, the surgery and enhancements are good as far as surgery goes. But spend oh I don’t know, like 2 seconds to look and you see the broad shoulders, strong jaw and hmm how to say? uh MANLINESS of their appearance. I don’t see how you could miss it. I also found out my first night that many ply their trade outside my hotel after dark. Can you now picture my budget accommodation? However the only thing stopping me from going to Khao San road where I could find nicer accommodation was the fact that I’d be back with the backpackers and I didn’t really feel like that. So it was a colorful part of my stay. What I don’t understand is who actually pays to have them? At first I’d think gay guys, but then gay guys like men, so what’s the use of a female body and someone who is trying to act female when you’re turned on by the opposite. Then I thought, well maybe straight guys, but what straight guy in his right mind would be turned on by another man. So I don’t know who patronizes them but I guess there must be quite a few, given the number.

Anyway, now I’m in normal-as-anything Korea and I don’t have to worry about such things. I can safely say that Thailand is great to visit on tour, but I’m glad I’m living in Korea. I’m still dreaming of motorbikes though…

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