Archive for August, 2005

From An Island


2005
08.25

I’m on Phi Phi Island, and I’m loving it here. There are beautiful beaches and lots of great things to do like swim and dive and go underwater and stuff. I kid. There is surprisingly more on this island than I had imagined. They have a bunch of bars, hotels and internet cafes. If you’re going to come here and you’re not really fussy and need an A/C with all the creature comforts, then booking isn’t essential. Not during the off season anyway. I am paying about 4 times what everyone else is paying because I booked ahead through an agent. Mind you, my room is probably 4 times nicer.

Can’t stay and chat, but just have a look at some of the great stuff that I’ve been doing.

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Have Wheels Will Travel


2005
08.23

I am learning how to have fun here. I hired a motorbike and had a ride around town. It’s great. There is a lovely beach South of where I’m staying, much classier and the beach cleaner. It’s called Jomtien. I will now change my recommendation. If you find yourself heading to Pattaya, go to Jomtien – so much better. It’s the type of place you can take your kids… almost. It’s a shame I didn’t realize this before I planned my trip. Anyway, here are some pictures. The full story must come later because I’m not here to type on a computer. For now, I’ll let my pictures do the talking.

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On Doping and Rashes


2005
08.22

I woke up the next day in my hotel, only a few hours after sleeping. I wanted to catch the buffet breakfast, as this is always my main stumbling block when it comes to hotel sleepovers. Ambitiously, I awoke at 7:30am, an ungodly hour normally, but especially as this was the first morning of my relaxing Thai getaway. Nevertheless, I assaulted the buffet and left my hotel satisfied.

I had roughly 3 hours to have a look at the neighbourhood, but really there was little that was photogenic about the place. It’s a messy, dirty place, but the atmosphere is really different and that’s what I like I guess. I spent my three hours exploring, walking around, talking to random people and generally absorbing the feeling of Bangkok. I spoke to a man from Ghana who quizzed me on the pros and cons of illegally shipping people into Australia. I said to him, in my frank opinion, that he had slim chances. He wondered about the corruption level over in my homeland. I proudly told him that corruption was almost zero. He looked dismayed. But it made me feel good about my country. Whether or not it is really true or not is beyond my knowledge, but we sure do breed that feeling in our population. The difference is, that if corruption exists it is very well hidden. See, in poor countries, like the one I’m in right now, everyone knows that people can be bought. It’s common, almost expected. But back home, it still happens, it’s just that everyone has a it-couldn’t-possibly-happen-because-we’re-a-civilized-nation-don’t-you-know kind of attitude. It’s like steroids among professional athletes. Oh, you didn’t know?

Most athletes take steriods. Not, oh there’s Ben Johnson or that cyclist guy they’re the bad steriod takers. No, most athletes you see on TV or in the Olympics use performance enhancing drugs. Of course we made a big fuss of that Johnson guy. His trainer felt that he was an amazingly gifted athlete even without the drugs. He just got unlucky with a mixed sample. But since then his records have been broken on 3 seperate occasions by three different people. Are we to assume that 3 even more gifted athletes came along? No, it’s just that there are many ways to hide traces of drugs in your system. And how do you test for air up a swimmer’s butt anyway? Ask them to fart before a race? Maybe now you can see the benefits of those special skin-tight suits that they have…

Where am I? Oh that’s right, Thailand. So anyway, after my little wander, it was time to go and check out, head to Pattaya and get some beach and sun. The bus leaves from Ettamai station, which is on the Sky Train line. It cost me 200 baht and the ride there took 3.5 hours, longer than expected, I guess due to traffic. I booked my hotel which I was staying in for about 660 baht per night. On arrival, I was dropped on the side of a busy road with no beach in sight. Someone told me to grab a taxi, well actually it was a small truck with seats at the back. It was a short trip and I gave the guy 100 baht for that. He dropped me off at my street and I walked past a number of bars with girls screaming out at me, “ooooh hey!” and a few food stalls that had me a little curious after my long drive. I found my hotel, Sunshine Residences, to be quite pleasant and well situated in the center of town. Having to lug my suitcase around everywhere is becoming a drag, but that’s life without an apartment to store stuff. I dumped it in my room and went to check out the beach. Definitely not what I had in mind. Quite dirty in fact. Later that night, when I went down to take a picture of the beach I crouched down to take the shot, with my knees, elbows and hands touching the sand. The next day, I woke to find some kind of rash or bites on the exact spots that touched the sand. This isn’t a beach that I’m going to be spending any great deal of time.

The first day in Pattaya was essentially a night here, due to my long bus ride. Apart from the aforementioned beach bug crawl, I spent my other hours walking around as much as I could, looking for interesting places to visit. I can pretty much say that there is quite a lot of nothing to do here. There is a little bit of shopping here, plus lots of massage, hair shops and other things like it where you can get a cheap cut or thai style above board massage for under $10. I’m not really that stressed, so I decided I’d leave them open to serve people who have real jobs with stress.

Now, here’s my recommendation. Don’t bring your family here. I can’t figure out whethere this is a brothel built around a city or a city around a brothel. My best recommendation is to choose North Pattaya, where you can stay at the Tropicana Hotel or at the A-One Hotel for about $40-50 per night and enjoy a nice location and good quality hotel away from most of the Go-go bars. I understand that the northern part of the beach is better too. I took a walk there last night and found a few nice street cafes and most of the couples and families were around this area. Although I’m still not sure what Pattaya has to offer them. I must try to answer that question today. I’m off to visit a travel agent to secure a trip to Phuket or Koh Samui and some finer beach action. [ed: see next post for better advice!]

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L.O.S.T (Land of Smiles Tour)


2005
08.21

Well, I’m back in Thailand. I landed here at around 12:30am local time and made the quick checkout and drive by taxi to Bangkok in around an hour. I hadn’t been able to make a defininte reservation in Seoul, but when I got to the airport there were a number of vendors eager to help me secure a booking. I took a cheap room in a place called the Leila Inn which turned out to be not so bad. However for the same money back in Seoul, I could’ve been staying in a nice love motel with widescreen TV and all the creature comforts. As such, this is Bangkok and I guess things are a little overpriced, but still affordable. If you are planning a trip here, my recommendation would be to use a site called www.asiarooms.com. It gives you pretty good discounts at a range of hotels throughout asia and as long as you use it at least 2 days before your visit you should be ok with availability.

Last night, I got some street food which was pretty good, but it was really only for the sake of it. My stomach didn’t really feel like a lot. After that, I tried getting a hold of my friend Sujoy (see his site) who was here from Singapore, but didn’t have any luck on his mobile. We did this last time I was here too, just missing each other. Oh well, maybe I’ll have to get around to going to the nanny state soon to say hi.

Today I had a little walk, but the heat was making me sweaty so I decided to just go back and check out of my hotel. I had a hotel booked in Pattaya for the next two days so I may as well waste my time on the beach.

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A Bad Trip then a Good Trip


2005
08.19

Finally sitting down to write about the past week or so has proven to be tough. I’ve been working and missing out on sleep in between work too much. Never mind. I’ve got a few minutes before I’m meeting Keith for lunch and then later flying off to Thailand for a week’s holiday. If you’re wondering why I need a holiday, in a life that seems to be a holiday anyway, well let me tell you that the past month of work has been a long one. Plus, I need to make a visa run so I may as well enjoy it.

But before I start blabbering on about that, let me take you back to Thursday. Not last Thursday, but the one before that. It seemed like another day at the Hyundai Summer English camp. All the teachers were there, the students were relaxing and having fun and spirits were high. Then some friendly chaps from immigration arrived. We were informed of this through word of mouth. It spread around before I even got to see them. Immediately I was on the phone to my recruiter, asking what the deal is and what I should do. I was told that it was ok, I had a visa however some of the other teachers might be in trouble. So, blessed as I was with a C-4 visa I continued working, while some of the others tried hard to look as un-teacherly as possible. This was probably my first big mistake.

At the end of the day, I wrapped up my teaching and got ready to satisfy the hunger pains that had been growing steadily since about an hour after lunch. Yu Nae, the exceedingly cute camp supervisor told me that I had to go to a meeting in the conference room with the immigration officials. I thought that this was a terrible idea. So as you would expect, I ignored it and erased the memory with food from the buffet. A great move on my part, given what happened next.

Shortly after, Yu Nae came running after me saying that “oh my god” I really shouldn’t be eating at a time like this. Dinner time? It seemed like the perfect time to be eating. Reluctantly though, partly because she looked so worried and partly because she is rather cute, I left the rest of my sweet and sour pork and followed her to the boardroom. On one side sat my collegues, a bunch of us besides the guy who ran. On the other side were a bunch of serious looking men, not saying anything. Naturally, given no indication as to why we were sitting there or what the hell was going on, we made idle chit chat which of course involved a few jokes and then some hearty laughter on our part. This didn’t go down very well with any of the serious men. We tried not to laugh so hard after that. Now Les, one of the teachers, has been in Korea a hell of a long time and he went over and asked the guy in Korean what was going on. The response was spat back with unmistakable contempt “Don’t ask!” I was starting to gather that this was a little more serious than I had first thought.

In my mind, there was no problem for me at this point, because I had a visa. I figured that as soon as I got the chance to tell them this, I would be able to go and find some more food back at the cafeteria, before they cleared it all away. Twenty minutes later and we were getting restless. We asked further questions. Finally, we were told that a bus was coming to take us to immigration. What? Why? Which law had I broken? When would I come back here? Would they drive me back themselves? Unfortunately none of these questions were answered, nor would any further questions be answered again that day. The bus came, we were escorted on to it and taken an hour away to the Immigration office.

After submitting to their questioning at the office and signing forms to say “yes I was working there” they told us that we were in violation of our visas because the location specified on the contract and the location of our workplace was different. A vague phone conversation popped into my mind with my recruiter. Something about a different camp visa and something not to worry about, as far as I recalled. I told them my employer was XXXX and that XXXX was right there, they were going to give me the money at the end of the camp. Fine they said. Oh but it was not fine. They escorted us to a room full of boxes and said “take off your clothes”.

We put on pajamas that felt like they hadn’t been washed since they were made and worn by numerous numbers of sweaty inmates before me. But mine were the envy of the others because mine had pockets. So here we were, a few hours ago independent, young and respected, watching movies on our portable video players in between classes, now we were marvelling over pants with places to put things. How life changes. We were taken into a room filled with about 50 foreign migrant workers from China Bangladesh and the Phillipines. The windows and doors had bars. There was no furniture. And the toilet smelled oh so bad. We took a spare seat next to it (the only place on the floor not covered by a migrant body) and thus began our day of incarceration.

On the bright side, we had phones. There were 5 public phones and phonecards could be bought easily. There were no ATMs unfortunately, but luckily I had a lot of money in my wallet. We started frantically calling everyone we could, asking them what the hell was going on and oh the injustice of it all. We were shocked, every last one of us. We vaguely made some conversation about human rights and lawyers, but somehow it all felt rather empty. We had been locked up and through the whole process there was such an overwhelming sense of compliance about it that it made me feel like an idiot. There hadn’t been a struggle, or a threat. I had just been asked to please come this way, sit down there, put those stinky pajamas on and go into that cell. I really thought that when I go to jail there would be some kind of scuffle with restraints and batons. I was, on the whole, quite let down.

Now I could probably write a lot of stuff about that night I spent in jail. We were there about 26 hours in total, during which time I had a chat with a few of the inmates. One had been there for 4 months and had no idea when he would be released because all he needed was one man’s permission, who didn’t want to give it. Another guy, a Nigerian, had been accused then cleared of drug charges, but nevertheless had spent the past 6 months in Immigration facilities. The word from them was simply that Immigration is a body unto itself and the normal laws don’t seem to apply. I was really glad to get out of there. As I left, I turned around and snapped a couple of pictures of the building.

Upon my exit, the next day, I was very grateful for the ability to made the choice between getting a beer with my fellow inmates/collegues or heading off on a pre-planned trip to the East Coast beaches with a bunch of people I didn’t know. In my mind, there was only one thing that could possibly cheer me up right now and that was sun, sand and sexy girls. I was guaranteed at least the first two by going on the trip, so I parted ways and made a beeline for the pickup point. I made it there in an hour, half an hour late, but it was ok. I said “hi” told them that Jamie, the guy who had organized my position on the trip would not be coming, nor would any of the other guys because, well it had been a long day. We climbed aboard the minivans and drove off into the night. And then, as I chatted and relaxed with some new people, I managed to forget about Thurday night and Friday and thought about the fun weekend ahead.

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Headspin


2005
08.15

Oh my God. What a weekend. You ain’t gonna believe what I’ve been through. I left my house at 7:45am last Thursday to work at camp and didn’t return until just now, 10:00pm Monday. Unfortunately, due to fatigue, I can’t write about it now and I most certainly can’t upload the pictures. I have been arrested, spent a day in jail, and then a few days swimming and relaxing on a beach with a bunch of great people and a good many beautiful girls. As I write this, my head is spinning and I’m getting a falling sensation. I guess there are limits to the excitement one can withstand. The good news is, I’ll recover. But you’ll just have to wait a little while for the full story. Suffice it to say that my interesting journey in this country continues to surprise yours truly and honestly sometimes I think there’s no predicting what happens next. I do know, that this time next week I’ll be in Thailand, but between then and now and what’s involved in that process is completely beyond prediction.

Let me say this though: I love my life.

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